On last night’s episode of The Chris Gethard Show, 11 candidates came out auditioning to be the next Random. All were great (except for the dingus who thinks he’s a better dancer than Rob Malone… fuck that guy), but only one will take home the title.
I was told to publicly endorse someone. Here’s me thinking (typing) out loud (onto a keyboard):
- Random Butch knocked it out of the park. Dude doesn’t give a flying turd about our show, and I find that delightful. I’d love to hear this man’s unenthused thoughts in the midst of something weird going down.
- Random Vin fits in the best. Seems like he’d genuinely roll with the CGS crowd. But do we want one of us? This person is supposed to be random. This person is supposed to bring something to the panel that isn’t there yet. Not sure RV delivers us a pizza pie with toppings we haven’t yet tasted.
- Rando Lando (Random Orlando) charmed the shit out of my butt. He wasn’t afraid to call us out on homosexual undertones, but wasn’t above us, either. Bonus, his name would be fun to say for the next 15 weeks.
- Random Melissa wants it the most. She’d be fun. Similar vibe to Random Andrew, but wouldn’t start off hated. Maybe too similar to Random Andrew. I look at this show in seasons, with each random bringing in a new one, and I wouldn’t want season 3 to be too much like season 2.
Blah blah blah, yada yada yada…
BananaMan officially endorses Rando Lando.
Good luck to all, and to all a flying turd.